Monday, September 19, 2016

At the DRIVE-THRU

*THE SYNDICATE DOES NOT EXIST*
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You got anything healthy in this place?

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"We sure do...Honesty!"

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Honesty?

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"Yeah, we honestly hate our jobs, we honestly hate our wages, and we honestly don't care if we get your order right or not...How may we help you?"

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Ok, I want a salad with Thousand Island dressing and my husband would like a cheeseburger hold the pickle.

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"Where 'ya want me to hold it?"

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What?

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"Just kidding. Let me repeat that back to you: You want a salad with the 1000 calorie dressing and your husband wants clogged arteries. Is that right?"

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Hey, you've got a bad attitude, fella!

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"Yeah, and I also got your order wrong. Drive around for the chicken sandwich and the pickle I'm going to put in your bag on purpose...Have a nice day."


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