Thursday, December 17, 2015

Booty, Boobs, and Bombs!

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NAKED AMBITION: Which stripper couldn't keep her clothes on in 2015?
You now have a daily commitment to open up your advent calendar, but if you don't have a sweet tooth, don't worry – we have you covered.
We here at the Daily Star Online have decided to swap chocolate for bombshells as we take a look back at the most smouldering ladies to hit our radar in 2015.
Day 17 comes with a whole lot of nudity – so be prepared.
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Day 16 brought you Hannah Elizabeth, the winner of Love Island and a pin-up with the thickest Scouse accent we've heard outside of Anfield.
The bodacious bombshell fell "in love" with Jon on the ITV2 reality show, and the pair got engaged after weeks of knowing each other.
Shock horror, the pair have since split up, but thanks to her mind-boggling curves, Hannah is still hogging the spotlight.
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YOUNG FREE AND SINGLE: Hannah split from her brief fiancé Jon after Love Island
Lateysha Grace, star of the now defunct MTV show The Valleys, started off 2015 unable to sit down for more than an hour thanks to , but ended it as a mother to an adorable little girl and a body that's sexier than ever.
Eager to show off her post-pregnancy curves, the Welsh wonder has been showcasing her assets in low-cut gowns on social media, proving that she is one of the yummiest mummies out there.
Lateysha, we salute you.
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HOT MAMA: The reality star has reclaimed her sexy image
Day 14's beauty Chloe Ferry (or Etherington, November, we're not entirely sure) has been on Geordie Shore for two series now, but in that short space of time, her clothes have become increasingly skimpier and her behaviour even wilder.
The Newcastle lass, who bears more than a , regularly puts her castmates to shame in the naughty selfie stakes.
Add in her scene-stealing dance moves on the MTV show, and we have a reality star that we'll put bets on overshadowing the rest in the coming year.
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EXPOSED: Which reality star is this?
Not-so-unlucky number 13 was Jennifer Metcalfe.
The Hollyoaks actress has always been rocking an hourglass figure, since way before Kimmy K brought it back into fashion.
Jen, who has been in the soap for nine years, said she was "buzzing" that her curves are the look to have right now.
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CRAZY CURVES: Jennifer is known for her womanly figure
Number 12 was the bootylicio
The multi-talented star can list being a rapper, model, fashion designer and actress on her CV.
The 32-year-old first hit headlines as the girlfriend of Kanye West but she's fast becoming known for her sexy selfies in which she poses in barely there outfits, as well as her feminist views.
Her girl power beliefs and sensational curves mean we'll be seeing a lot more of Amber in 2016.
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GIRL POWER: Amber Rose just wants to dance and have fun
Day 11 is Pia Mia. 
Like a walking sass emoji, this 19-year-old has girl power, a selfie addiction and a music career – that's already seen her duet with Chris Brown and Tyga.
With as much swag in her little finger than Beyoncé has in her whole body, something tells us this teen sensation could be a global name by 2020.
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BLONDE AMBITION: Pia Mia has already sang with Chris Brown and Tyga
In at number 10, it's Courtney Stodden, who hit UK fame thanks to her 2013 appearance on Celebrity Big Brother, but captured our attention this year almost weekly thanks to her ridiculous selfies.
Eye-popping boobage? Check. Posing naked covered in doughnuts? Check.
Throw in  effort, and the Marilyn Monroe lookalike was basically a headline magnet in 2015.
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PRETTY IN PINK: Courtney is morphing into Marilyn Monroe
Day 9, Micaela Schäfer, is a German model who burst onto our radar this year after strutting through Berlin completely topless with a teddy bear over her crotch.
As you do.
Since then, Micaela has repeatedly popped up rocking nothing but body paint, baring her boobs almost constantly and barely covering her crotch.
We're not sure how much more nudity she can produce in 2016, but if anyone can do it, it's this shameless star.
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BEAR IT ALL: Micaela's fancy dress ideas are... um, unique
Our day eight girl thanks to her peachy backside, and celebrated her win in style.
And by that, we mean taking plenty of near-naked selfies.
Seriously, Suzy has about as much modesty as a desperate Big Brother wannabe, with the model regularly stripping bottomless to showcase her impressive curves.
Good thing she's in Brazil, where dental floss bikinis are practically going-to-Tesco standard.
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CROWNING GLORY: Suzy was crowned Brazil's Miss Bum Bum this year
Who was our day seven offering?
Nikki Mudarris, aka Miss Nikki Baby, is one of the stars of Love And Hip Hop: Hollywood and made waves this year thanks to a .
The TV bombshell hasn't let the X-rated revenge get her down, though, and is currently promoting her lingerie line – which means countless scantily-clad selfies on her social media.
We doubt Nikki will stay solely a Stateside sensation for long.
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LINGERIE LUST: Nikki is promoting her own undie line
Sex symbol Blac Chyna, our day six pick, has built an empire around her insane hourglass figure, including glamour modelling, A-List music video appearances, a cosmetics empire and 4.2m Instagram followers.
The former flame of rapper Tyga and BFF of Amber Rose is a celebrated hip hop pin-up – her tantalising selfies which have earned her fame and just the right amount of notoriety.
Channeling bad girl sex appeal, you can bet that Blac Chyna will continue to make jaws drop, eyes pop and thermometers shatter all over the globe throughout 2016.
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SEXY AND I KNOW IT: No bikini is a match for Blac Chyna's assets
Our day 5 stunner was aspiring Victoria's Secret Angel Samatha Hoopes, who has turned heads on social media with her scorching, scantily-clad snaps, in which she offers some seriously generous views of her cracking curves.
Boasting 445,000 followers, this blonde bombshell knows that sex sells, letting her killer cleavage, peachy booty and endless legs take centre stage on her profile.
With a knack for burning up the red carpet in barely-there get-ups and outspoken views about  flashing her flesh, there's no chance of this All-American model dropping off the radar anytime soon.
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BEACH BUM: Samantha is a bikini veteran
Our day 4 hottie was Cami Li, who hit our screens on Celebrity Big Brother, but later in the year brought her tattooed bikini body – and utterly bonkers attitude – to Ex On The Beach.
The Latina, who used to be engaged to Kirk Norcross, has become everybody's favourite alt bombshell thanks to her bodacious curves, ink and store of sassy comebacks.
Prepare yourself for another year of Cami Li mayhem – she's hardly going to morph into a shrinking violet.
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WORK OF ART: Cami teams tatts with plentiful curves
Jojo Babie, our day three diva, came onto our radars when we investigated the most , and we were entranced by her 2.4 million follower tally and bonkers body.
The US beauty may have the most blatant sideboob in showbiz, regularly popping out of too-small leotards and necklines ending at her belly button.
With thousands of women making a living from their selfie game, we doubt Jojo will disappear from cyber-world any time soon.
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PLAYGIRL: Jojo is a self-made Instagram queen
Our day 2 choice Charlotte McKinney dethroned Kate Upton as ultimate blonde bombshell this year thanks to her appearance in a topless Carl's Jr. ad during the SuperBowl.
Her button-bursting cleavage and All-American persona have landed Charlotte legions of fans, and her public profile was boosted even further by a spot on Dancing With The Stars.
We're guessing 2016 will be even more explosive.
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BOMBSHELL: Charlotte has become a major pin-up this year
Our day one beauty is  – Amber Rose's pal, Rick Ross' on-again-off-again fiancée, and owner of one of showbiz's most insane bodies.
The 22-year-old model grabbed our attention this year thanks to her logic-defying curves and a tendency to wear outfits that verge on public indecency daily.
From booty-baring dresses to necklines that fail to house her bowling ball cleavage, Lira's selfies have attracted over 2 million Instagram followers.
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BREAKTHROUGH BABE: Lira landed on our radar this year with a bang
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Star Wars XXX sales soars!

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Star Wars XXXStar Wars: The Force Awakens might hit cinemas today but there's another space epic everyone is talking about.
A porn parody of the famous film called Star Wars XXX is seeing a huge surge in sales.
In fact, sales of the 2012 porn flick have increased by a whopping 500% in the past few weeks.
The saucy film, which parodies the events of the original 1977 blockbuster, is believed to have had one of the biggest ever budgets for a porn movie.
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BLOCKBUSTER: Star Wars XXX is believed to have had one of the biggest ever budgets
GameLink executive Jeff Dillon told Mashable: "The spike in sales for the parody is representative of a much larger trend of brand-specific merchandise for Star Wars, which shows the strong bond fans have with the movies.
"We began noticing a gradual increase in sales of the title at the beginning of November, but it wasn’t until the past two weeks that purchases of Star Wars XXX really skyrocketed."
The Star Wars XXX movie has to refer to itself as a "parody" as this status grants the film legal protection from Lucasfilm and Disney.
Star Wars creator, writer and director George Lucas has always been against the existence of porn variations on his Academy Award winning franchise.
During the 1980s, his firm filed a slew of cease-and-desist letters to Star Wars fan magazines that published pornographic fiction.
But it was a losing battle – thanks to the right to Free Speech, outlined in the First Amendment to the US Constitution.
Over the years a number of pornographic films about the Galaxy Far, Far Away have appeared, including Sex Wars, Porn Wars and Star Whores.
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ON THE UP: Sales of the 2012 porn flick have increased by a whopping 500%
Star Wars: The Force Awakens is already thought to have smashed box office records.
Unconfirmed reports suggest the film has passed the $100million mark ahead of today's release.
Daily Star movie critic, Stefan Kyriazis, said:"This is a triumphant reboot of the biggest film franchise of our lifetimes and fully earns its place as the soon-to-be biggest film of all time.
"The Force is, indeed, strong in this film."


Japan PORNstars helps charity

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Porn stars have their boobs felt


Seven XXX video starlets were groped for a good cause on a Japanese TV marathon called "24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth".
More than 7,175 men were allowed to paw, squeeze and fondle the breasts of the assorted actresses – for a fee.
The live fundraiser amassed an impressive £33,628 to fight HIV and AIDS – which are a major problem in the country.
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HANDFUL: One actress chuckles as a lad cops a feel
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FONDLE: It's important to support charity


“I could feel in my chest that the power of eroticism is infinite.”
Porn star Yukina Matsuura
The erotic fundraiser in Japan has been running since 2003.
It involves live underwear auctions, phone sex and the tit groping marathon.
Porn star Mana Sakura was the host as segments of the boob broadcast were shown live on TV.
Adult actress Yukina Matsuura, 20 – whose donated her chest to charity – said: "I’ve got the smallest chest of all of the actresses – but let’s save the world through the strength of eroticism."
Female groups have tried to have the show banned as they claim it is demeaning to women.
A petition against the event said: "The event uses a noble cause as a pretext for an event that is sexually discriminatory.
"It is a disservice to those around the world who are seriously fighting AIDS."
But Matsuura stuck up for the funding drive, saying: "It was great to come into contact with so many people.
"With foreigners also attending, I could feel in my chest that the power of eroticism is infinite."

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

MEGGAN ANDERSON for P E T A

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Anderson remembers the pigs from her childhood, their ears turned black and purple from frostbite.
When Meggan Anderson was growing up among pig farmers in North Carolina, every special occasion was an opportunity to kill a pig and roast it whole over a trailer grill hitched behind a truck, be it a wedding or a high school graduation.  
As a little girl, Anderson used to see slaughter trucks every day on the way to school, stuffed with hogs. In the winter their ears would turn black and purple from frostbite. 
Now she travels the world to lie nearly naked on a plate stuffed with giant foam vegetables. Tuesday afternoon, that image of pigs with frozen ears is what she meditated on as she huddled, shivering, at the corner of 8th and Nicollet in nude panties with four instant heat packs tucked in her side.The point of the exercise, as with all PETA campaigns, was glaringly obvious and shamelessly provocative: would you kill and eat Meggan Anderson for Christmas dinner? She is an animal, after all. 
Anderson, 31, became vegan nearly a decade ago after watching a six-minute YouTube video called Glass Walls, narrated by Paul McCartney. She joined PETA to encourage others to do the same. Coming from a farm town, she says the plight of slaughterhouse laborers who work in under-paid, backbreaking conditions affected her just as much as the abuse of the pigs. 
"I'd heard stories from them, but I put two and two together and realized we were killing our bodies and our land and the animals too," Anderson says. "There's a misconception that vegans are anti-farmer, anti-agriculture, and we're not. They suffer just as much for their job, and they're not also getting treated the best either."
The health benefits have kept her off meat and cheese — which she used to love — for 12 years. Anderson now boasts regular periods without PMS, which makes her an all around nicer person. She doesn't fluctuate in weight, and never gets acne. 
Family members are supportive of what she does for PETA, Anderson says, but they were never too interested in vegetables until her father suffered a heart attack over the summer. This Thanksgiving, her sister prepared a meatless dinner. 
Minneapolis in mid-December is cold, but it's worth being nude for an hour if she can get people to stop and think, Anderson says.
"You could have 50 people in coats right now with signs and it's not going to get the same attention, ironically, of one person doing what I'm doing," she says. "It's kind of the world we live in. But when you gear the conversation back toward the shock of animal cruelty rather than nudity, then the nudity becomes silly. As people have opened their minds to nudity, they've also opened their minds to veganism."

Reading DICKENS naked!

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Nude performers will read from Charles Dickens’ Christmas Carol
WEDNESDAY December 16
Hosted by Nasty Canasta, the neo-burlesque performer, Naked Girls Reading is exactly what it sounds like. Now celebrating its seventh year, the holiday-themed nude literary event will take on Charles Dickens (what an appropriate name, for the context), with guests including Anja KeisterAria Vines and Cecilia Roux. It’s an X-rated Christmas Carol, and God bless it. Under St. Marks Theater, 94 Saint Marks Place, 9-11 p.m., $25
THURSDAY December 17
Ah, Zarin! Where would we be without New York’s 79-year-old discount designer fabric store (the largest in the city)? Certainly not able to go to their holiday shopping party, which takes place today. Peruse piles upon piles, and probably miles upon miles, of sumptuous upholstery and drapes. Make a stocking or a suit out of couch materials (your Don Cherry-admiring uncle will love it). Zarin Fabrics, 69 Orchard Street, 6-8:30 p.m., RSVP to info@zarinfabrics.com
FRIDAY December 18
Had enough treacle for one holiday season? In the spirit of the late, greatChristopher Hitchens—our favorite curmudgeon, who loathed Christmas with a passion—check out the cult horror film Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), which features a murderous psychopath going around killing people in a Santa outfit.Nitehawk Cinema, 136 Metropolitan Avenue, 12:15 a.m., $11
SATURDAY December 19
The GimmeJoy holiday cocktail soirée may take place in a Lower East Side loft space called Poverty Row, but there is nothing derelict about it. Featuring seasonal drinks by a team of mixologists, a live jazz duo and a light show, the party has been organized by Secret SummerRaft Affairs and The High Life Productions. The press release says the party will be “entwined with Seussian Christmas visuals,” which is reason enough to go. “Sexy reindeer” may also show up. Poverty Row, 277 Grand Street, 3rd floor, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., $100
SUNDAY December 20
Depending on our mood, Ella Fitzgerald’s 1949 rendition of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” with the singer-saxophonist Louis Jordan, is our favorite Christmas song. Sometimes, though, it’s Betty Carter and Ray Charles’s version of the same tune, orVince Guaraldi’s “O Tannenbaum” or, if we’re feeling abstruse, Mike Patton singing “The Christmas Song” with John Zorn’s Dreamers. But in the spirit of Fitzgerald, who recorded two solid Christmas albums (she celebrates her centennial in 2017!), check out DIVA Jazz Orchestra at Dizzy’s Club Coca-Cola, playing a tribute to her 1960 record Ella Wishes You a Swinging Christmas. (Songs from that album: “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” a sublime “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” and Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas.”) Featured vocalists will include,Camille ThurmanChristine Fawson and Sue GilesDizzy’s Club Coca-Cola, Broadway and 60th Street, 5th floor, sets at 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., $40
MONDAY December 21
No holiday experience—in New York, at least—is complete without a visit to Rockefeller Center to see the tree, ice skate or take in the “Radio City Christmas Spectacular,” which has been going strong since 1933. The Rockettes will be kicking through January 3. Radio City Music Hall, 1260 Avenue of the Americas, prices vary depending on seating, shows from 11 a.m.-7:30 p.m.
TUESDAY December 22
The Holiday Train Show at Grand Central is a yearly delight for kids and adults alike. Featuring replicas of the Metro-North, New York Central and the city’s subway trains, shrunken charmingly down to model size, it’s presented by the New York Transit Museum. The show runs through mid-February; it’s now celebrating its 14th year. Grand Central Terminal, 89 East 42nd Street, 8 a.m.-8 p.m., free
WEDNESDAY December 23
Hester Street has come a long way since its tenement days. Now, you can shop for things with the word “artisan” attached to them, and you don’t even need to be in the Lower East Side to do so. The open-air Hester Holiday Market, which ends today, features an assortment of 30 vendors like Karma KissReverence Appareland Cuzin’s Donuts. Last minute holiday shoppers, rejoice! One Penn Plaza, between Seventh and Eighth Avenue, free

Sunday, October 25, 2015

WEEZER "Thank God For Girls" release

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Weezer"Thank God for Girls" (video)
Last week, Weezer performed their new single "Thank God for Girls" and promised that the studio version would arrive on October 26. Sure enough, here it is. 

The song is a curious hip-hop/rock crossover with bizarre, woman-celebrating lyrics that display a curious fixation with cannoli. This pastry obsession is carried over into the accompanying video, in which we see a woman feeding a man a large pile of cannoli. A whole lot of food wastage ensues. 

This apparently isn't the "official" video, since there's another clip on the way. Scroll past the single's strange, Pope-featuring artwork below to watch the SCANTRON-directed video below. .


NASTY JACK "The Kufi Slapper" release

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Legendary Grime MC Nasty Jack drops the visuals for a brand new track entitled ‘The Kufi Slapper’. Follow Nasty Jack on Twitter – @NastyJack -

MARK ASARI ft. Giggs "Good One" release

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After recently dropping the audio, check out the official visuals for Mark Asari’s latest banger ‘Good One’ featuring Giggs. -

RUN THE JEWELS "Angel Duster" release

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Run the Jewels"Angel Duster" (video)
Though it seems like just yesterday, unstoppable rap force Run the Jewels' sophomore collection RTJ2 has just hit its first birthday. To mark the occasion, El-P and Killer Mike have let loose a new, live footage-stacked video behind the album's "Angel Duster" that shows how far the song has traveled these last twelve months. 

Directed and edited by Ryosuke Tanzawa, the video strings together footage of Run the Jewels playing the Pitchfork Festival, Life Is Beautiful, Bonnaroo, Rock en Seine, and more, syncing up the high energy on-stage action with the toughed-up studio track. 

In addition to scenes of Killer Mike and El-P bumping out the jam for the masses, we're treated to behind-the-scenes sights of the pair traveling around the world and partying with pals. 

You can join the celebration by giving the video a peep down below via Mass Appeal


Friday, October 23, 2015

BAILEY WILEY "Still On My Mind" release

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Bailey Wiley - Still On My Mind


YAST "Together Forever" release

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YAST
There's something of perpetual summer rippling through YAST.
Based in the Swedish town of Sandviken, the duo's bleached out melodies have a curious sense of yearning within them, allied to a flood of pure, white light.
The pair have just released their second album, with Clash now able to unfurl a stripped down live session.
'Together Forever' is reminiscent of early New Order or even Beach Fossils, with those single string guitar melodies piercing their way to our heart.
Draped in reverb, it seems to flip between explicit romance and total heartache. Check it out now.

TY DOLLA $IGN "Solid" ft. Babyface (release)

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Ty Dolla $ign"Solid" (ft. Babyface) (video)
After having us put our phones on Airplane Mode earlier this month, California rapper Ty Dolla $ign is now showing us a bit of his forthcoming studio LP, Free TC. Armed with a bass guitar and R&B producer Babyface, Ty's teasing us with a video for the album's acoustic party starter, "Solid." 

Though we do see the on-the-rise rapper riding along a freeway in a drop top, as well as pushing himself down the street on a skateboard, much of the video finds he and Babyface coolly jamming on the track while sitting on a picnic table. Though it lacks the punch of a drum machine, the two lock into an unplugged groove comprising rhythmic six-string strums and crooned lines about kush and good company. 

If that sounds like a solid combination, you can give Ty Dolla $ign's new single a spin down below. The rest of the record arrives November 13.