This is a good news, bad news situation we're working with here. The good news is that artist Gary Baseman's new short film "Teenage Girl" features our favorite Banshee and True Detective gal Lili Simmons. The bad news is that it features her fully clothed for its entire seven minute duration.
I'm not sure how or why this idea came to him, but the promise of a nude Lili Simmons was the most alluring part of the entire endeavor. It's clearly designed for weird schoolgirl fetishists and furries, so why not throw in some boobs? Man, I get that it's art or whatever, but Lili Simmons' enduring appeal is directly proportional to how amazing her breasts are, so keeping them covered is kind of like shaking a stick at a bear, if one is so inclined as to make such metaphorical flourishes.
I've added these helpful sidebars for you to use in the future Gary. I hope to see them utilized on your next video...
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