Hello! I'm Frank Finkle 3000 and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Was the Syrian Airstrike and gas attack a hoax by Russia to enrich their oil prices? My guest today is the star of stage and screen...Godzilla!
Thank you for coming today, Mr. Godzilla.
"Thank you for having me."
What is your opinion about the so called SYRIAN HOAX?
"You see, I love babies. It's all about...the babies."
Yes, we all love babies, Mr Godzilla.
"No, No, I really love those babies. I went to Syria and destroyed a bunch of military planes and stuff."
For what?
"The BABIES..."
Wouldn't you, destroying anything in Syria in the country, possibly harm some babies somewhere?
"Shut up! I watched this thing on Fox News and everybody says I should do something to improve my approval ratings."
What if you let some Syrian babies in America and they won't be harmed?
"Shut up! I need to break stuff. I was voted into office to hate the world."
Oh, so what you're saying is that your job is to destroy stuff? But, what about helping the babies?
"I am...I'm helping the Godzilla babies. Those beautiful Syrian Godzilla babies. You didn't think I was talking about those human babies, did you?"
I guess we were all confused with your meaning this whole time. Thank you for coming to the Conspiracy Theory Show.
"Yeah, tell Russia to have my money ready, will 'ya?"
No problem. And remember to visit Maury's House of Bagels. When you think bagels, think Maury.
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