"Hello, is Frank Finkle there? This is Betty Rubble and I want to give the host a Conspiracy Theory."
What is the nature of your conspiracy?
"My conspiracy is about the Dystopian Government."
Report please: What is a Dystopia?
"Well, it's the opposite of a Utopia. It's when people live in such horror for the sake of horror's sake."
Report please: What is living in horror?
"Well, it's when we see things that are wrong and people all agree it's wrong, except for the ones responsible for making things better."
Report please: How is that connected to government?
"Well, take our lives for instance, I'm talking to you on a phone made out of a horn and a piece of string and I'm literally talking to a robot in an office in stead of a human."
Report please: Are we in the same country?
"Yes! The Flintstones and the Jetsons are in the same country. That's Dystopian government! Why don't we have the same things as the The Jetsons?"
Correction: Those tv shows are in different time periods.
"No we're not! I live 20 minutes from your office! We're in a Dystopian Government!
Please calm down, ma'am. You people need to learn your place.
"What did you say to me you robo-bitch?"
I do not allow such language from humans. Good-bye...
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