I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Will AUTOMATION be a nightmare or a savior to civilization?
My guest today is....hey, what are you doing over there?
"I'm building you're sidekick. Every show needs a sidekick."
But, I don't need a sidekick.
"We'll, I've talked to Maury, and he thinks it's a good idea if you train him on how to do your show."
Train him? Sidekicks don't need training. They just sit there and laugh at my jokes.
"Yes, I heard your jokes. I came as fast as I could."
A robot can't do my job if that's what you're up to.
"Now, let me program into it your sarcasm and it's just as good as YOU are, now."
"beep-boop-beep Hello, I am Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory beep-boop."
Oh yeah? What's your topic for the show, Beep Boop?
"beep-boop-beep My topic is Pirate Radio. Can Pirate Radio be done better by robots beep-boop."
Get that thing out of here! I won't be training my replacement.
"Just a minute. How about if we make it to show porn movies on your tv?"
How's that now?...Porn?...on my tv?
"Yeah."
Oh...well...I guess we can try this out for a week or two. But, after that OUT IT GOES!
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